I
just had to write an article about foot health, I know, I am living
every writers dream! Well, I found it interesting and now I want to
discuss smelly feet. I am sure that we all get smelly feet from time
to time, whether that is from being lazy and wearing the same socks
two day in row or because we have been active and our feet have been
sweaty, or a combination of the two, which I am going to pretend only
happens at festivals but we all know that’s a load of bullshit, I
am here to help, just call me the foot doctor.
Smelly
feet are bad mmmkay, (nice impression in your head there, yep, I can
read minds too) they smell fucking horrendous, have you ever been in
someone’s house and you can smell them every fucking where? I have
(hi mum) (that was a joke) (I’m in fucking trouble). The causes of
smelly feet are basically what I said above, go and reread that.
Sweaty, unclean, dirty bastard feet, you didn’t have to reread
that, haha wasted your time!
If
you suffer from the condition of smelly feet, it is NOT a condition,
we won’t give you money. All you have to do is, wash your fucking
feet. That’s about it, wash them like men do their naughty parts
before a date (I don’t know if women do that too as I am a man, I
think women are probably just generally cleaner than men during daily
life but that is probably a topic for another blog and another day).
So, clean your feet like you clean your balls, or your egg carrying
parts, dry your feet like you dry a wet dog, quickly and thoroughly,
change your socks like you change your pants, if you don’t change
your pants leave now please and that’s pretty much all you got to
do.
There
is probably a lot more that you can do to not have smelly feet.
Probably not wearing the same shoes for a year would help, I am not
an expert though, I am just an idiot with a computer, oh the free
world and the way we live aye!
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